After the first lockdown, when everything opened up again, a colleague recommended a local coffee shop to me.

“They have the best hand sanitiser in town,” she gushed.

“Oh, right,” I chuckled. “What about the coffee?”

“Oh, dunno, can’t remember,” she replied.

Seeing as my clothes and hands permanently smell of some kind of cleaning agent, be it sanitiser gel, soap, wet wipes or anti-bacterial cleaning spray, let’s just have a new range of foods which embrace these delightful new flavours.

Previously on Barnflakes
Kill Billions