Loving the climate crime tape (which Greenpeace were using a decade ago), plastered all over billboards advertising holidays in the sun, opposite Truro train station. In recent months, of course, we’ve got used to official warning tape over everything due to the coronavirus, but that feels like a minor blip compared to the long term and irreversible damage caused by climate change. Now, where can I get me some of that tape?

(Witnessing people queuing to get into the likes of TK Maxx and Costa on our first visit to a city for months left us bemused, disappointed and depressed. The restrictions on city life exposed the artificiality and antiseptic atmosphere which was presumably always there anyway, making the experience even more unpleasant than usual. But still they queued.)

Previously on Barnflakes
Viva la lockdown!
Instagram hasn’t heard of climate change
The top ten biggest environmental problems (and how to solve them)