Top 5 over-rated sex locations

1. Beach
Salt plus sand. One word: chafing.

2. Public toilets
Unhygienic.

3. Mile-high club
Too cramped and clichéd.

4. Office
All the sexiness of a hospital/morgue.

5. Car/car park
Uncomfortable/weird.

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