Are you sure you want to log out? Asks the website/app.

No, I reply sarcastically, I just spent five minutes trying to locate the goddamn log out button and accidentally clicked on it for no apparent reason.

Yes, I want to log out!

There’s an arrogance and condensation implied in the ‘Log out of your account?’ (as Instagram puts it). What it’s saying is, ‘You’ve probably made a mistake, there’s no way you could have actually meant to log out of our amazing site’.

Yes I did, get me out of here!