Misheards*

Man chest hair
(Manchester)

A pair of teeth / Imperative
(Aperitif)

Hot cock, late
(Hot chocolate)

Acid-faced finance
(Asset-based finance)

I sing sugar
(Icing sugar)

We eight at nine
(We ate at nine)

Snot sleeve shirts
(Short sleeve shirts)

Becks any dicks
(Eggs Benedict)

Hygiene
(Hi Jean)

*Mist herds?

Previously on Barnflakes
Overheard #10
Mishearing Dylan