“Do all butterflies taste of pancakes?”

“I went from being off-piste to pissed off”

“You’re a porn again Christian”

“Josh just bought some brioche”

“Remember there’s no ‘i’ in busking”

“There should be a war on peanuts”

“Did Virginia Woolf drown at Virginia Water?”

“If you shut up, I’d listen to you more”

“Tim Rice and Tim Curry should do a collab
on a Rice and Curry musical”

FYI – I was doing this way before Time Out magazine.