I know, I know, all you girls love Owen Wilson with his cute, shaggy dog look. But ask yourself, has he ever been in a really good film? What do you mean you don’t care? What do you mean he doesn’t care either?

1. Marmaduke
2. Marley and Me
3. How Do You Know?
4. You, Me and Dupree
5. I Spy
6. The Haunting
7. Shanghai Noon
8. Drillbit Taylor
9. The Big Bounce
10. The Wedding Crashers

You know what #1? I haven’t even heard of half of these films, let alone seen them. I think I’ve seen Marmaduke and Marley and Me – both dog films – and some people actually think these are good but in my humble opinion they are among the worst films ever made. You know what #2? I could probably do a top twenty he’s been in that many bad films, but I can’t be bothered. You know what #3? Tears of a clown and all that… depressed Wilson tried to kill himself in 2007; maybe he does care after all.