—Yeah, she’s seeing her husband this evening.
—She’s married?
—Yeah, I thought I told you.
—Na.
—Yeah, she’s married.
—Man, she’s a dark horse.
—Everyone’s a dark horse.
—I suppose.

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—Tell me about the history of pianos.
—No.
—No?
—It’s an Italian word. Means ‘floor’.
—‘Floor?’ Nonsense.