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Longleat Lion Seeks Soulmate

Looks suspiciously like the one and only Lord Bath searching for possible wifelets who read the Guardian. From last Saturday’s Guardian Guide.

It reads:
•Longleat lion, early 70s, nice mane, good subsidiaries, no growl, WLTM gentle consort for grooming & TLC under baobab tree. Conversation, wine & music with the zebra. Bath.