Longleat Lion Seeks Soulmate
Looks suspiciously like the one and only Lord Bath searching for possible wifelets who read the Guardian. From last Saturday’s Guardian Guide.
It reads:
•Longleat lion, early 70s, nice mane, good subsidiaries, no growl, WLTM gentle consort for grooming & TLC under baobab tree. Conversation, wine & music with the zebra. Bath.